Redefiniendo

LLuvia

f. 1) Excusa que tenemos los humanos* para no convivir con medios acuáticos.( Hecho de encerrase en casa).

*Y felinos.

2) Ducha para los muy vagos, tan vagos como para no cojer el paraguas.( Menos para ducharse).

3) Molesta caída de un elemento ( agua), no obstante a la vida vegetal no parce importarle.

*Pequeña conclusión: mi hermano es un vago, que no se ducha, por eso cuando sale se deja el paraguas. ¿ Que es mi hermano?

  • a) Un vegetal.
  • b) Un felino ( supongo que eso explicaria las bolas de pelo).
Según Wikipedia: En las últimas décadas, se ha producido un fenómeno que causa lluvias con mayor frecuencia cuando la radiación solar es menor, es decir, por la noche.

*Es decir, la lluvia se ha hecho mayorcita y ansia las "night parties" y las discotecas.

4) Personalmente: es aquello que me empapara los pies camino del trabajo,y que puede resultar molesto ( o doloroso) si entablas demasiada relación con ella. Ver fig .1

5) Agua en movimiento.(Descendente).

6) Según los creyentes (en alguna religión): dios ( o quien sea) riega, lo pasas mal cuando se le cae la regadera, entonces sientes la presión al ser parcialmente ( o total) de ser aplastado por semejante mole.

-Cita: Creyente Mal de la regadera.

7) Según ecologistas (muy ecologistas): Seguro que es ácida, estamos contaminando todo! TODO!
Por eso prefiero el zumo de limón.Es más sano.

8) Según Bruce Lee: "Be water my friend".

Fig.1.: A veces Tomar contacto con la lluvia (o sus restos), puede resultar algo molesto, sobretodo por sus " bromitas".

*Persona aplicando la frase del maestro Lee( Leer Más Arriba).

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